“Where’s your bride?”
“Mary? Oh, she’s not my bride.”
“What?”
“No, she’s just a friend. A good friend, mind you, but no more than that.”
“What are you talking about? You’re marrying her in a little less than half an hour.”
“I don’t think so.”
“Have you hit your head?”
“Nope.”
“You’re serious?”
“I’m dead serious.”
“Then why on earth have we gone through this rigmarole?”
“Got you here, didn’t it? And wearing a TIE, no less.”
“Of course I’m wearing a tie - I thought you were getting married today!”
“Oh, I am.”
“What?”
“Or at least, I hope to be.”
“You are making no sense whatsoever.”
“I know how you feel about me.”
“No you don’t. How do you?”
“Suspected soon after you came back, actually. But I couldn’t be sure until I saw your face when I said I was leaving.”
“So this whole thing has been… what? Punishment?”
“Would you rather I’d punched you?”
“You did punch me!”
“Well, you deserved it.”
“And did I deserve this? To have to stand here and watch while you… Oh.”
“Oh?”
“You’re not marrying Mary?”
“I’m really not.”
“But you are getting married.”
“Well, that rather depends.”
“On?”
“On whether or not you’ll have me.”
“…”
“Sherlock?”
“But… One can’t just turn up in front of a vicar and get married, John. There are formalities…”
“It’s amazing what you can arrange when the British government owes you a favour.”
“But… Me?”
“Of course you.”
“But we’re not… I’ve never even…”
“If you want me. So do you, Sherlock? Do you want to marry me?”
.
.
“I do.”
“Steven, we have a problem..” (yes Mark, me too..)
Today I was bored and… well, that’s what happens when I’m bored.It’s a silly crazy thing, but I had to do it, sorry (season three’s pictures and spoilers are not good for my madness, just sayin’) xD
ps: again, sorry for eventual grammar mistakes and it’s a joke, I don’t want to offend anyone (even because I LOVE them <3)
*kisses and hugs*
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MY DEAR.
AHAHAHAHHHAAHAH.
* wink *
Martin and Ben too need Series Three.
Parodia di La coppia più bella del mondo
Ispirata da Jessie
Riprese iniziate… “Iniziano i guai!”
Eppure ci aveeeete già illuso priiima.
Il detective ritorna, ma lui non lo sa…
E Moran il caro Gatiss non lo vuol rivelar!
Siamo il fandom più depresso del mooooondo.
E siamo invidiosi degli altri… e siamo tristi… e siamo tristi! Perché ci tormenta qui Reichenbach fall!
Il buon copione
È stato scritto da un pezzo!
Ma i begli attori
e i produttori
un po’ coglioni son, te l’assicur!
Siamo il fandom più depresso del mooooondo.
E siamo invidiosi degli altri… e siamo tristi…perché sappiamo che tutti van a morir!
Che il Moffat ci trolla
Noi già lo sappiam…
Ma pure tu ora, Benny, fai il deficiente?
Che cosa ci dici
“Firmammo già in sei…
Se siete pazienti, la quarta è già qua!”
Siamo il fandom più depresso del mooooondo.
E siamo invidiosi degli altri… e siamo tristi… e siamo tristi! Perché non abbiamo più consolazion!
Il buon copione
È stato scritto da un pezzo!
Ma i begli attori
e i produttori
un po’ coglioni son, te l’assicur!
(Che depressioneeee, che depressione!)
I’m sorry for Italian here. But it had to be done.
Benedict, I really love you but in this very istant I think I could slap your face untill my hands hurt.
(And then I’ll kiss you kneeling and begging for forgiveness, but nevertheless…)
gallifreyan-consulting-detective:
Amy’s last scene with the music from Sherlock’s suicide scene.
I don’t think I should have made this
YOU EVIL SON OF A BITCH
ok I reblogged before I finished listening thinking ‘oh this is kinda sad’ then I finished listening and
I just
nope
im cryingwhy would you even make that. WHY.
this iS NOT OKAY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
uh what about n O
Because Moriarty got a live-in one and couldn’t help but show him to Sherlock.
