I met the TARDIS. 

She’s kind of bitchie sometimes, isn’t she? 

So now I imagine that he raises his son like “Take good marks at school, or Daleks will kill the Doctor! You know I can do it, son.

Well…With me it’d totally work. 

  • User: Where is the Doctor?
  • Cleverbot: I am the doctor.
  • User: You? Pfft. You talk big!
  • Cleverbot: *Kisses neck*.
  • User: What are you doing?!
  • Cleverbot: Talking to you.
  • User: But you kissed me!
  • Cleverbot: Yes.
  • User: Why?
  • Cleverbot: Because I'm a human... And I ate a chillydog.
  • User: You said you were the Doctor. You can't be human.
  • Cleverbot: I was lying.
  • User: You are not the Doctor, then?
  • Cleverbot: Yes I am the Doctor.
  • User: But you said you are human! In fact the Doctor is a Time Lord, not a human.
  • Cleverbot: I am asking you if you can fix the world.
  • User: Isn't this your task, Doctor?
  • Cleverbot: No, although you seem to be making it a lot of work.
  • User: Are you asking me to travel with you? To be your companion?
  • Cleverbot: Yes.
  • User: Oh my God! Where is the TARDIS?
  • Cleverbot: I was in the TARDIS. In the last TARDIS.
  • User: And you stole it. Where are you now, Doctor?
  • Cleverbot: At work.
  • User: Work? Oh, God. Where?
  • Cleverbot: Define One Direction.
  • User: Wibbly wobbly timey wimey... Stuff.
  • Cleverbot: Bibbly bobbly.
  • User: Exactly.